There's nothing glorious about doing a shot. Let's face it. You don't actually like whiskey and taking shots usually ends with you slumped over some sad excuse for a toilet. Your relationship with alcohol is so bad that the only thing that could salvage it would be drinking it out of a novelty glass.
What's more novel than a brightly colored penis? Nothing, and that's why our new Penis Shooter Shotglasses make the perfect bar-room accessory. Laugh about the hilarious shape of your four and a half inch tall glass as you slyly spill nurse a drink. Everyone will be too busy laughing to notice how suspiciously sober you are. Even if they do notice, you can simply show them what you've been drinking from and the entire thing will be forgotten.
Available in pink, purple, and blue.